David Beckham sits nursing his injured ankle and can only watch as his new team LA Galaxy put in a woeful performance to be thrashed 3-0 by Mexican side Tigres UANL.
What do you think he is saying? Send us your ideas.
Written by Sky News, July 18, 2007
" It`s no good I can still hear victoria singing "
Posted by: kevin f. northants Aug 3, 2007 8:52:22 AM
Where's Rebecca Loos when I need her?!?!
Posted by: Eoin, Dublin Jul 30, 2007 10:06:04 PM
"Well, its one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready, now go, ow my ankle!
Posted by: jaques, the france Jul 27, 2007 2:34:15 PM
"There was a little Spanish flea
A record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like beatles and the chipmunks he'd seen on tv
....Why not a Little Spanish Flea?"
Posted by: jaques, the france Jul 27, 2007 7:47:27 AM
"I wouldn't have done that, what's he doing with that damn ball?"
Posted by: Mike Perkins, France Jul 24, 2007 9:03:17 PM
"Anita Baker" told me he said "On My Own"!
Posted by: Khalid Jul 18, 2007 4:55:15 PM
david's thinking i'll let d'ankle do the talking", posh"let defeat do the talkiing"
Posted by: Paul L, South Shields Jul 18, 2007 4:30:24 PM
You're standing on my toe, Romeo
Posted by: Anita - Johannesburg Jul 18, 2007 3:05:14 PM
Show me the money!!!!!!!!!
This is as bad as a "Spice Girls" comeback concert! Should NOT have done what my wife TOLD me to do!
Oh Lord forgive them, they know not what they do!
Posted by: Jacqui Hughes - Chingola, Zambia Jul 18, 2007 3:02:21 PM
What am I doing here? Most importantly why for the love of god did I marry HER?????????????
Posted by: Kelly Jul 18, 2007 3:02:04 PM
I'm - yer know - happy - yer know - to - yer know - be - yer know ... b*gger - forgot what I was - yer know - going to - yer know ... er
(looks blankly at camera)
Posted by: Fil - Lisbon Jul 18, 2007 2:03:06 PM
"breath in, breath out, breath in..."
Posted by: Mark Ashford Jul 18, 2007 1:59:54 PM
This is my 2nd biggest mistake, after marrying Victoria.
Posted by: Jon, London Jul 18, 2007 1:52:36 PM
"im in the money.... for doing nothing , what a result , even better than vic " .... must say hi to new PA.... ( mmmm yummy )
Posted by: paul in Lincoln Jul 18, 2007 1:44:36 PM
Hmm...if it's a girl then I reckon we should call her Bridge, Juliet or Plasterof
Posted by: Brett, Monaco Jul 18, 2007 1:40:20 PM
How do I tell Victoria her documentary is awful!
Posted by: Dawn Edwards Birmingham Jul 18, 2007 1:26:00 PM
I am glad that Victoria insisted on getting the Cash up-front before I Signed the Contract!!
Posted by: Noel, Portadown. Jul 18, 2007 1:25:12 PM
But Victoria said I could play football while she went out.....it isn't fair !
Posted by: Paul, London Jul 18, 2007 1:20:13 PM
These stupid Americans are paying me so much money...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Posted by: john, derby Jul 18, 2007 12:46:15 PM
"...mmmm, .....mmmm, (keep that frown on forehead so I look like I'm thinking something intly..intelly..telig...clever), mmmmm....(must get the PA on her own)....mmm"
Posted by: Chris K, London Jul 18, 2007 12:42:14 PM
What do you mean i can't bring my colouring book to the game with me?
I'll show You!
Posted by: Andrew Barlow Jul 18, 2007 12:34:49 PM
What have I done? Even Posh could get in this team!
Posted by: Tony Higgs, Bolton Jul 18, 2007 12:34:22 PM
He is thinking....
I hope Vics has got the number of that Reiki healer, I am here in LA so I'll give it a try
Posted by: TIGGS NOTTINGHAM Jul 18, 2007 12:32:35 PM
1, 2, 3 ....... what comes after 3? Oh yes 12, 37, 6. Look mommy, I did it!!
Posted by: Paul M, Glasgow Jul 18, 2007 12:30:31 PM
"So lets get this straight, Do i play Football or Soccer now?"
Posted by: Tom, Maidenhead Jul 18, 2007 12:30:20 PM